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Monthly Archives: March 2011
I can feel it growing inside me like the alien in that movie, Alien.
Wherein a stress baby breaks my ribs and chestplate and rockets from my body to feast on the flesh of reality television “stars”… Continue reading
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Ray Kroc Just Hand-Scooped Shit into my Liver
Wherein my face and ears and brain burn from a McDonald’s overdose… Continue reading
Yeah, I’m THAT guy…
I don’t want to be that guy, but it’s not my fault. I woke up today to hear my new neighbors playing awful music and laughing and being all “We’re so happy to be alive and cooler than everyone else. … Continue reading
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Eric McClanahan 