I hate dudes. Especially American Dudes. If you can’t complete a sentence without using the words “fuck”, “fool”, or “knahemsayin”, you’re a fucking fool, know what I’m saying?
I had initially planned to write about why I don’t have any friends anymore but now that mystery seems to have solved itself.
Here’s a banana:
this is a banana
About ericmcclanahan
I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life.
Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?
Eric McClanahan 