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About ericmcclanahan

I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life. Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?

“Walk into this world / with your head up high”

Posted on 02/23/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I scare my fellow travelers… Continue reading →

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“Doesn’t mean much / doesn’t mean anything at all”

Posted on 02/22/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I rant just the right amount… Continue reading →

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“Why don’t you break your face on my hand?”

Posted on 02/17/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I say a lot of stuff… Continue reading →

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“The passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour”

Posted on 02/14/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I board the Titanic… Continue reading →

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“It’s not you; it’s… okay, it’s you.”

Posted on 02/13/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I recite a poem and pray for an early death… Continue reading →

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“A violent reaction / struggling only to keep myself alive”

Posted on 02/02/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I dream… Continue reading →

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“Let’s all live in your perfect little life”

Posted on 01/09/2012 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I talk about my 2012 thus far… Continue reading →

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COPD a feel

Posted on 12/30/2011 by ericmcclanahan

This morning, I couldn’t breathe. Don’t misunderstand me: it’s not as though I had difficulty breathing.  I couldn’t breathe. So yeah, the NY Resolution is getting started a few days early.

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“Roll the windows down / this cool night air is curious”

Posted on 12/29/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I propose my New Year’s Resolutions… Continue reading →

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Christmas, Christmas Time is Here

Posted on 12/16/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I reflect upon the Spirit of the Season… Continue reading →

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