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About ericmcclanahan

I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life. Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?

Ritual de lo Habitual

Posted on 10/21/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Fancy shoes

White after labor day? *Gasp*

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“Now there is not much left of me / at least not much I’d let you see”

Posted on 08/12/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I say nothing… Continue reading →

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Monkey High Five

Posted on 06/19/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I scare myself… Continue reading →

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“You’re a beautiful, beautiful fucked-up man”

Posted on 05/09/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I watch the spiders and realize a little more how f’ed in the brain I is… Continue reading →

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Cupcakes? Really?

Posted on 04/25/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein a cupcake sends me on a downward spiral of self-loathing and pity… Continue reading →

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I can feel it growing inside me like the alien in that movie, Alien.

Posted on 03/19/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein a stress baby breaks my ribs and chestplate and rockets from my body to feast on the flesh of reality television “stars”… Continue reading →

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Ray Kroc Just Hand-Scooped Shit into my Liver

Posted on 03/09/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein my face and ears and brain burn from a McDonald’s overdose… Continue reading →

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Yeah, I’m THAT guy…

Posted on 03/01/2011 by ericmcclanahan

I don’t want to be that guy, but it’s not my fault.  I woke up today to hear my new neighbors playing awful music and laughing and being all “We’re so happy to be alive and cooler than everyone else. … Continue reading →

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Do Not Leave Near Open Flame

Posted on 02/19/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I am left unattended… Continue reading →

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“When things start splitting at the seams and now the whole thing’s tumbling down hard”

Posted on 02/05/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I give you a peek inside my garbled mind… Continue reading →

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