Author Archives: ericmcclanahan

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About ericmcclanahan

I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life. Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?

The Face I Wear Under There

Posted on 01/20/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I get my grill fixed… Continue reading →

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Like Music from Another Room

Posted on 01/17/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I piss people off by reminding them that the music they love sucks… Continue reading →

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The Way She Looks in Pictures

Posted on 01/13/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I explore the nature of beauty and my inability to capture it… Continue reading →

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Memories of My Melancholy Whores

Posted on 01/08/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I blog about a book and go on to think too much… Continue reading →

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High School Romance w/Cigarettes

Posted on 01/02/2011 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I resolute. Continue reading →

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I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

Posted on 12/16/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I type something because I haven’t in a while. Continue reading →

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Losing at Solitaire

Posted on 12/02/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I walk around in a bubble of my own thoughts for a few hours. Continue reading →

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Why Can’t I Stop Dying?

Posted on 11/14/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I prepare to go under the knife… Continue reading →

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“You still kept the light on, baby / keeps me awake but I don’t mind”

Posted on 10/29/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I take a holiday as an excuse to pretend to be the Man I’m not. Continue reading →

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“I need a phone call / maybe I should buy a new car”

Posted on 10/24/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I anticipate not being so immobile. Continue reading →

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