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About ericmcclanahan

I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life. Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?

“It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”

Posted on 10/18/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I combat my old nemesis, My Own Brain. Continue reading →

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Please Do Not Pet the Tornadoes

Posted on 10/17/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I confess my dark desires to walk knowingly into the mouth of Evil. Continue reading →

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Crackers? Really?

Posted on 09/28/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I recount a story of how a packet of crackers brought me close to tears. Continue reading →

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Developmentally Challenged

Posted on 09/23/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I carry on about how I lament being a child in a man’s body. Continue reading →

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Geriatric Pork Rinds

Posted on 08/29/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Wherein I turn off the mind and type. Continue reading →

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Last Night I Fell in Love with Laura Linney

Posted on 08/23/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Thoughts on The Witching Hour, being 32 and boring, and making important decisions on a whim and whiskey. Continue reading →

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Everyone I know goes away in the end

Posted on 08/03/2010 by ericmcclanahan

How a guy with a relatively decent position in life can get pissed off at himself for having a relatively decent position in life. Continue reading →

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I am a Hummingbird

Posted on 07/30/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Not much to say today. Continue reading →

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Burying July with whiskey and a whimper

Posted on 07/25/2010 by ericmcclanahan

Time, money, ComicCon, Getting Old and Going Broke. Continue reading →

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Simple Kind of Man

Posted on 07/13/2010 by ericmcclanahan

I’m just a caveman. Your user-intefaced blogs make me want to crawl into my $100,000 BMW and hide away. Continue reading →

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