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About ericmcclanahan

I am completely average in every way. Average height, average weight, average intelligence, average ethnicity, average American standard of mental illness. Hell, I think I might even be average-aged. I am exceptionally average, and I lead an average life. Why, then, am I incapable of seeing it as anything other than a Fractured Fable of unlimited beauty and horror playing out before me?

“Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?”

Wherein I hear a song, start to cry, and wonder why… Continue reading

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“Are you happy, now?”

Wherein I say nothing and then show you a picture of Batman… Continue reading

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“And you tell yourself what you want to hear / ’cause you have to believe”

“this will be my year.” My plans have fallen off-track somewhere.  I’m not writing nearly as much as I’d like to.  Oh, I’m sleeping.  And eating.  And gaining weight.  None of these were goals. I have reached the half-way point … Continue reading

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“Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon”

Wherein I venture safely in and out of a church… Continue reading

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“This is where my life begins / this is where the daybreak ends”

Wherein I contemplate mortality and morality… Continue reading

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Happy Easter to all and to all a good [hic]

Wherein I post just for the hell of it, despite having nothing to report… Continue reading

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This ain’t a democracy, anymore. It’s a Ricktatorship!

Wherein I geek out a little… Continue reading

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“Showing how funky and strong is your fight”

Wherein I display a smattering of musical finds… Continue reading

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Wherein I eavesdrop on drunken shitheads… Continue reading

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“Days go by and still I think of you”

Wherein I talk about stuff… and stuff… Continue reading

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