Category Archives: Wedding Stuff

Planning a wedding took up a large part of my life, and this is supposed to be about that life.

Monkey High Five

Wherein I scare myself… Continue reading

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Cupcakes? Really?

Wherein a cupcake sends me on a downward spiral of self-loathing and pity… Continue reading

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I can feel it growing inside me like the alien in that movie, Alien.

Wherein a stress baby breaks my ribs and chestplate and rockets from my body to feast on the flesh of reality television “stars”… Continue reading

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Yeah, I’m THAT guy…

I don’t want to be that guy, but it’s not my fault.  I woke up today to hear my new neighbors playing awful music and laughing and being all “We’re so happy to be alive and cooler than everyone else. … Continue reading

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The Way She Looks in Pictures

Wherein I explore the nature of beauty and my inability to capture it… Continue reading

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I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

Wherein I type something because I haven’t in a while. Continue reading

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“You still kept the light on, baby / keeps me awake but I don’t mind”

Wherein I take a holiday as an excuse to pretend to be the Man I’m not. Continue reading

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“It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”

Wherein I combat my old nemesis, My Own Brain. Continue reading

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Developmentally Challenged

Wherein I carry on about how I lament being a child in a man’s body. Continue reading

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Last Night I Fell in Love with Laura Linney

Thoughts on The Witching Hour, being 32 and boring, and making important decisions on a whim and whiskey. Continue reading

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