Tag Archives: Groom

Ray Kroc Just Hand-Scooped Shit into my Liver

Wherein my face and ears and brain burn from a McDonald’s overdose… Continue reading

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“You still kept the light on, baby / keeps me awake but I don’t mind”

Wherein I take a holiday as an excuse to pretend to be the Man I’m not. Continue reading

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Simple Kind of Man

I’m just a caveman. Your user-intefaced blogs make me want to crawl into my $100,000 BMW and hide away. Continue reading

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