Yeah, I’m THAT guy…

I don’t want to be that guy, but it’s not my fault.  I woke up today to hear my new neighbors playing awful music and laughing and being all “We’re so happy to be alive and cooler than everyone else.  Oh, us!”

I hate them.  All of them. So of course I open the door and start playing MY music.  Oh, hate…

So I get out of bed (the couch) and do some laundry and decide to do some online maintenance, and I open FaceBook and read some of the News Feed from my “friends”.  Political bullshit, look at my kids, God’s Unending Love, Kiki and RayRay are the Koolest evr!, My baby this, my boo that, My misspekgjhdb onn prpose wrds cuz im kewl.

Hate.  Hate.  Hate.

I am full of hate today.  Just a warning.

Here’s some stand-up comedy I did the other day:

I’m going to try to find my optometrist again.  Hopefully I’ll have better luck this time.